Saturday, October 3, 2009

The Other 'N' Word

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet."
-----Romeo and Juliet (Act II, Scene II)

An appropriate quote, given certain events that have transpired this week.

A friend of mine and I had a falling out over (among other things) his not liking being referred to as a 'nerd' by my wife. This despite the fact that she has never meant it as anything but a term of endearment. She calls me one all the time, and I enjoy it!

Unfortunately this person (who dissociated himself from us and a few other friends) seemed to regard 'nerd' in the same light as a certain other 'N'- word. That other word has a very nasty and bitter history associated with it, one which entailed real human suffering and corrupted the best principles upon which this country was founded. The sooner it leaves the vocabulary the better. You can't say the same thing here!

Nerds are the Secret Masters of the Universe. We create the things that non-nerds find an indispensible part of their lives. Remember 10-15 years ago, when only 'nerds' got online? Now everyone's online. Rather than being hopelessly out of touch, we are the pioneers, the trailblazers, the ones who clear the way for everyone else. We're the ones who cure diseases, send probes throughout the solar system, and make it possible for folks to send LOLCats and porn to one another at 108 Mbps. ;-) Why would anyone not want to be a nerd in light of all this?

Looks fade, and a single dirty trick by a bank or investment broker can wipe out your wealth. In the end, all you truly have is your mind and your soul. So invest wisely!

I may write about this more later, but for right now, I'm shutting it down for the night.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Trying Something New

It's been a long time since I've looked at this blog, but I think I'll be here a lot more often now. MySpace is nice in that you can post pictures, music, and a blog all in the same spot, but somehow it's not what it used to be. Maybe I'm being a snob but I was hoping to find a more intelligent level of dialogue, and MySpace just isn't doing it for me.
So I'll put up my blog here. Between my frustration with MySpace and certain events in meatspace that hopefully we won't be dealing with much longer, I need a fresh start. So let's see what I can do here!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Author Review: Neal Stephenson

I was introduced to Stephenson by my wife's cousin, who'd read Stephenson's first novel Snow Crash and seemed to have enjoyed it. Snow Crash, published in 1994, is a very tongue-in-cheek take on the cyberpunk school of science fiction (any story where the POV character is named 'Hiro Protagonist' is one you've got to love!) Snow Crash took all of the conventional cyberpunk features first popularized by Philip K. Dick and William Gibson—dystopian future driven by technology; corporations supplanting the power of governments in everyday life—and stood them on their ear. It was a very enjoyable read, and caused me to seek out more of Stephenson's work.

Hence, the Baroque Cycle. At over 3,000 pages total, this is not a series for the faint of heart. If the length alone isn't intimidating, Stephenson's consistent use of 17th-century vocabulary conventions and extensive cast of characters will drive away the faint of heart. But for those who stick with it, this is a very, very entertaining story about how civilization as we know it today came into being.

The Baroque Cycle is, perhaps because of its setting, pure science fiction. Science fiction at its heart explores how changes in technology and human thinking affect society in general and individuals in particular. As the story opens, the development of calculus (independently by Isaac Newton and Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz—both of whom figure prominently) promises to unlock vast new fields of human inquiry. Not only modern physics but modern finance became possible. Indeed, wealth and commerce as a basis of power, rather than hereditary nobility or military force, becomes a factor in world affairs: the Dutch, and later the English, build globe-spanning empires based not on conquest but on trade. Even the birth of an information-based economy is envisioned, through the efforts by the characters to build a Logic Mill (a precursor to Babbage's Analytical Engine in the 19th century and ultimately to our own computing technology).

Alas, the brave new System of the World is not without dangers of its own: A trip on a Dutch Indiaman to Japan took as long and was filled with just as many poorly-understood dangers as a trip to Mars would be today. Scurvy and outright starvation were as big a threat to the seagoing explorers in that day as the long-term effects of zero gravity and radiation exposure are to today's space explorers. No accurate method to determine one's longitude exists, making getting lost at sea a very real possibility. International trade proves a double-edged sword with the expansion of slavery. And elements of the Old Order seek to maintain their power even as they try to come to grips with the implications of the new system.

But at the heart of this story are its characters: not just the numerous historical figures Stephenson drafts (and just about everyone who was anyone in 17th century Britain, France, and Holland gets inducted) but the more humble characters whom he introduces for points of view. Alongside Newton, Leibniz, and Hooke is Dr. Daniel Waterhouse, a lapsed Puritan member of the Royal Society. He's a Natural Philosopher—what we'd know today as a scientist—who feels as though he's accomplished very little with his life. (Of course, from Waterhouse's perspective it may not have been as obvious but anyone would look like a slacker sitting next to Isaac Newton and Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz! Even Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking would later confess to feeling humbled had they the opportunity to be in the presence of such greatness.) This despite the fact that the greatest minds of his day are constantly seeking his advice and fearing his influence. Waterhouse proves to be the key in stabilizing the British economy and monarchy, helping to establish the Hanover dynasty which brought the British Empire to its height under such monarchs as Kings George I-III and Queen Victoria. And he does this by doing nothing else but being Daniel Waterhouse and offering the soundest advice he can under the circumstances (a well-orchestrated jailbreak didn't hurt, either).

Serving the Duke of Marlborough—Britain's greatest military commander of the day, and at several points a major contender for the throne—is Sergeant Bob Shaftoe, an illiterate vagabond who enlisted as a means of bettering his social position. Bob's courage both within and outside the ranks makes the exploits of many of the other characters possible. His desire to save his love interest, Abigail, from slavery brings him into contact—and conflict—with some of the most powerful people in Britain and France. Bob's brother, Jack, unlike Bob remains an outlaw but nonetheless wields influence over many of the power brokers of the time. Isaac Newton—in his later career as Master of the Mint, overseeing British currency--sees him as a threat. King Louis XIV of France sees Jack as an asset to be used in undermining his British rivals. And Leibniz owes his later fame and career to Jack (the scene where Jack 'assists' Leibniz with publishing his version of calculus is priceless!)

Jack's love interest is Eliza, a onetime harem slave whom Jack liberates during a stint as a mercenary during the siege of Vienna. Eliza uses her considerable intellect to build a financial empire capable of funding entire wars for France and bankrupting the Dutch East India Company all to support her ultimate goal of ending the slave trade. Eliza parlays her knowledge at the French court in Versailles to rise from chambermaid and tutor to Countess and close confidant of the Sun King himself.

Aiding all of them is a mysterious alchemist named Enoch Root—the Wandering Jew of legend, and perhaps the Enoch who 'walked with God' in the book of Genesis. He also knows the implications of the new world system and sees its establishment as not only necessary but inevitable.

The key to understanding all of this is the theme that one person, no matter his or her condition at birth, can rise to make great things possible. Nobility is conferred by deeds, not by birth or decree. Very often the nobility in this series is referred to by the characters as 'Persons of Quality'; in fact, the nobles act in the most treacherous, venal, and self-serving ways possible. The true 'Persons of Quality'--those outlined above—sacrifice themselves and their larger goals in order to make something more possible.

And thus Stephenson shows us that the true revolution which took place during the Baroque era was the notion that nobility is more than just a title. It's a condition of being, and a desire to make things better. From this notion came the Scientific Revolution that the natural philosophers were working toward; the Industrial Revolution that would ultimately destroy slavery; and the American and French revolutions that would end the notion of nobility as separate from and above everyone else. It is this idea, that one person can make a difference, that made the world we now live in more than anything else.

The Baroque Cycle can be seen, therefore, as a prequel to Snow Crash, which completes the story by envisioning a world in which individuals mean nothing beyond how much they're willing to pay for goods and services. There are elites in the world of Snow Crash, but their position is only as secure as their ability to stay ahead of the game. The true hitch in the world system the characters of the Baroque Cycle are trying to create—one which occupies their attention throughout the third volume of that series—is revealed. Wealth as an absolute basis of power and worth is a horribly impersonal criteria. As one of the characters in the Baroque Cycle remarked, a penniless Duke is still a Duke and regarded thus, whereas a rich whore will always be a whore, even if she's made a Countess on account of her wealth. In the dystopia of Snow Crash, being penniless is tantamount to not even existing, regardless of title or station.

For Stephenson (if not for his characters) the ultimate basis of worth is one's deeds. It's a lesson many today would do well to remember, and a reason why his books are fresh and relevant even as they present a timeless theme. Take the time and read them! I plan on reading his World War II epic Cryptonomicon (which follows the descendants of some of the characters in the Baroque Cycle as they work to foil a Nazi plot) as soon as possible, to get a full sense of Stephenson's view of world history.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Blast From The Past (part two of a series)

(originally posted to MySpace 1/10/08 and appearing in the January 2008 issue of Changing the Times)

Predictions For The Future!

Breaking out my clear polyurethane fortune-telling ball obtained from a mystic gift shop outside Barstow, I'm making a few bold predictions for the coming years:

2008 (September 1st) Schedule for Britney Spears' next five emotional breakdowns released by her press agent

2009 Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are revealed to be advance agents for an alien invasion. The United Nations agrees nearly unanimously to end all human conflict and honestly work to resolve religious, economic, and ethnic conflict throughout the world so that humanity can stand as one in preparation for the onslaught. France, however, uses its permanent veto power to stop the whole operation, because that's what France does. The rest of the world cooperates anyway, and tells France to surrender once the aliens arrive, because that's what France does.

2010 George W. Bush Presidential Library opens amid much fanfare. Visitors are disappointed to find out that every document in the library--even the menu for the inaugural banquet--has been completely redacted for national security reasons.

2017 Las Vegas finally changes its official slogan from 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' to 'Enjoy your hooker!'

2020 Joint US/European mission to the Moon reestablishes a human presence on Earth's nearest neighbor. Last 'Moon Landing Was Faked' skeptic brained with a Moon rock by 90-year-old Buzz Aldrin, who then promptly signs up to lead the next mission

2023 After spending his entire professional life denying conclusive evidence of global warming, former Vice-President Dick Cheney dies of a heart attack while vacationing at a popular beach resort on the shores of Antarctica.

2029 (July 20th) On the 60th anniversary of the first Moon landing, a lunar colony will be established near the Moon's south pole, where the probability of finding ice in permanently dark lunar craters and obtaining solar energy from permanently lit mountaintops is greatest.

2029 (September 1st) The first Wal-Mart on the Moon opens in time for Labor Day sales!

2032 Former Vice-President Al Gore dies. Internet goes offline for 24 hours in commemoration.

2036 (May 20th) The last known US World War II veteran, a Marine who fought at Iwo Jima, Saipan, and Okinawa, passes away quietly in his sleep. His life is commemorated during a state funeral.

2036 (May 23rd) through 2045 (August 15) Television and Web outlets are flooded with documentaries commemorating the 'Greatest Generation'--some of them repeated from 30 or 40 years earlier. Some of these documentaries are very insightful and provide first-hand accounts from both Allied and Axis veterans, or fair and objective analysis by professional historians; anything involving the Holocaust is treated with the utmost of respect and tact. But 90% of these are simply attempts by media figures (most of whom have never served in any war, much less WWII) to cash in on an historical event. The use of virtual reality allows viewers to perceive events with never-before realism. By the end of this period, every man, woman, and child in America will feel as though they've fought World War II personally and will want the whole thing over with.

2038 First landing on Mars

2041 First Mars base established

2043 Former President Bill Clinton passes away at the age of 97, becoming both the oldest former President and the President to live the longest after his term in office. The USS Bill Clinton is launched later that year. Appropriately enough, the Clinton is a submarine...

2044 First strip mall on Mars. Wal-Mart looking to buy out the property.

2050 As the number of elderly people with sagging butt implants, wrinkled and distorted tattoos, and stretched-out piercings in the nation's nursing homes and hospices increases dramatically, hospital gowns that close completely in the back will finally be introduced.

2063 Archives finally released relating to Kennedy assassination, Watergate scandal, and Roswell incident. As suspected all along, Bigfoot did it.

2064 Aliens abort their plans for invasion after they receive transmissions of reality programming and political campaign spots from Earth and conclude that no intelligent life exists on the planet.

2076 The US Tricentennial is celebrated. Puerto Rico still undecided on statehood although much of northern Mexico and the Canadian Maritimes have been annexed.

2084 The World Cup is held in Baghdad and the United States wins soccer's biggest prize for the first time. Soccer experts predict the rise of the sport in the United States within the next decade (as they have for the past 120 years)

2092 After the last open space not consisting of a golf course is finally paved over for freeway expansion in Orange County, California, the board of supervisors finally agree to discuss possible light rail construction.

2099 The usual apocalyptic cults that surround the turn of a century or millenium pop up. However the availability online of all the books and predictions written a century ago by the same groups completely destroys their credibility. Still, some hardliners insist that these documents are simply fabrications designed by the Forces of Evil and DarknessTM to confound them in their efforts.

January 1, 2100 The last of the hardliners finally realizes that the calendar is just an arbitrary thing set up by human beings and that God isn't operating according to anyone's agenda but His own.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

A Blast From The Past (part one of a series)

(originally posted to MySpace 3/12/08; reposted with updates in italics and parentheses)

Never Meet Your Heroes

I’ve been busy lately reading a biography of one of my big heroes when I was growing up, Carl Sagan (Carl Sagan: A Life In The Cosmos, by William Poundstone). The man was a gifted teacher and a brilliant original thinker, and it may be a while before we see a talent like his again. I can honestly say that Sagan’s work helped foster a lifelong interest in science, and I admire his work greatly.

Which is more than I can say for the man himself. Behind the public figure who was passionate about science and about the social responsibility of scientists was someone who, by all accounts, was incredibly self-absorbed with an ego that needed constant attention. Sagan was a lifelong womanizer and marijuana user who seemed to pay cursory attention at best to his children from three different marriages. If only his personal life could have lived up to his public image.
(Actually, I should amend this statement: during Sagan's formative years in the 1940's and 1950's little if anything was known of certain learning disorders. It is possible that any number of issues--ADD/ADHD and Asperger Syndrome among the leading candidates--may have prompted Sagan's combination of erratic personal behavior, atrocious social skills, and prolific scientific career. His marijuana usage may simply have been an attempt to calm a restless mind enough to focus. Given the alternatives available at the time, mainly lithium salts and tranquilizers, marijuana seems a progressive form of therapy. His biographer was very careful to note that Sagan's usage of marijuana was discreet and at Sagan's own request not publicized. However, the fact that Sagan was never able to reconcile with three of his five children, and doesn't seem to have made a great effort to be a part of their lives, speaks volumes.)

But then again, I look at some of the other great scientific minds of the past few centuries. Stephen Hawking apparently gets around pretty well with the ladies, too. Imagine what he’d be like if he weren’t stuck in that wheelchair! Albert Einstein ditched his first wife (who by all accounts was at least his intellectual equal) to hook up with his cousin and ignored his children. On the opposite end of the spectrum, Isaac Newton not only never married (having once absent-mindedly used the pinkie of a potential spouse to clean his pipe!) but bragged about spending his entire life as a virgin (he lived to be 84).
(Some biographers have claimed Isaac Newton was a closet homosexual on this basis. I disagree--homosexuality was, if not completely acceptable, at least tolerated amongst Newton's social class in 17th century England. The playwright and poet Christopher Marlowe was a confirmed homosexual and rough contemporary of Newton's, and a man of Newton's reputation and later political power would have little to fear from such accusations. In other words, if Newton were gay he'd have no reason to have to stay in the closet. More likely, Newton was one of those individuals who felt socially awkward around women and never mustered the courage to actively court a bride, a much more complex matter in his day than ours. I can totally relate! Read James Glieck's biography of Newton for a realistic perspective.)

Galileo was at least good to his family--during his Inquisition trial he was supporting a deadbeat son, two daughters in a convent, and several in-laws and grandchildren despite being in his seventies and in rotten health. But this was balanced by Galileo being a serious asshole toward everyone else who couldn’t advance his career (and, to his detriment, a few who had the power to end it).
(By contrast, Johannes Kepler, who faced similar problems with the Lutheran Church as Galileo faced with the Inquisition, was an exemplary person in all aspects of his life, even going so far as to put his reputation, livelihood, and physical health and safety at risk to help defend his mother against false accusations of witchcraft. A superior mind and a superior soul can inhabit the same body after all.)

It all goes to show that a superior intellect doesn’t necessarily equate to a superior man. For that matter, superiority in any one trait is usually balanced out by a deficiency somewhere else. As my father often reminded me when I was growing up, the only perfect man who ever lived got nailed to a cross for his trouble.
(Recent events have further proven to me that mental superiority and moral superiority are not always found in the same package. Of course, I doubt the superiority in any sense of the individual I'm thinking of.)

In a way, though, this is a hopeful sign. If the best and brightest among us can be human beings--sometimes deeply flawed human beings--then any of us can aspire to greater things despite those traits we (or others) think hold us back. In other words, there’s no excuse for not doing your best at whatever you try. Just don’t forget the people in your life when you’re doing it.

ADDENDUM: When looking for the exact book I’m reading to put in the ’What I’m Reading’ block, I noticed that a 1973-83 Honda Civic Shop Manual was authored by Carl Sagan. My first thought was ’Damn, he was talented in a lot of areas!’ Then my rational mind took over (Carl would no doubt approve) and insisted that it was probably not the same person.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Welcome!

This is the fourth blog I've started in the past three years. Why, you may ask? I tried to start a blog on LiveJournal but I was not satisfied with their format. I then migrated to Yahoo 360, but that didn't seem to get much traffic and in any case the Yahoo 360 network doesn't appear to have been successful.

I then yielded to the Dark Side and signed up with MySpace. Despite their frequent technical glitches I found the MySpace blog to be very easy to use, although having to set up a Photobucket account in order to add pictures to my entries was a minor pain. I don't think however that my intended audience visits MySpace that often, and I've mainly found it to be a vehicle for transmitting warmed-over viral videos, dirty jokes, and teenage gossip. Mind you, teenage gossip spread by actual teenagers is only a minor annoyance. Teenage gossip spread by women in their thirties is another matter entirely.

Yes, my family has drawn its very own cyberstalker. Unfortunately this individual has the added feature of being someone we know in person and who lives in the same city as us. So my wife and I have both set our MySpace profiles to private to keep her from eavesdropping on us or misusing the material on our sites. As for anything she may do offline, we'll let the authorities handle that.

So, why am I doing this? As an active member of science fiction fandom, I want my fellow fannish friends who have elected not to join a social networking site to still have access to the book and video reviews and original content I was posting at MySpace. I'll probably move a lot of my older entries over here, and keep this strictly for my fandom activities.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the blog! Be sure to leave lots of comments!